Finally someone else with a penis. Prove it! -Ian Somerhalder 


infectiousizzy:

stargates:

in a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws
and mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours

tisizzap:

do you ever just sit there and stare at a common word for a couple minutes while thinking, “wow… that spelling is so fucking weird…”


bambik22:

diverguy727:

tornach:

That hedgehog was a drug addict. He had crazy eyes.

I LOVE THESE!!!

I just died XD

(Source: azureusblue)

  • people: aren't you tired of listen the same Tokio Hotel songs ?
  • me: aren't you tired of breath the same air...?

gentlemen-in-peril:

Bill is just Tom’s leftovers sweet fancy Moses

(Source: billaevanns)